My Least Vulnerable Spot

Capt. Renault's ramblings and missives.

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First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. Warm, shallow seas covered the land. Land masses retreated and collided, ice ages came and went. Explorers went forth and founded farming towns. Into one such town on a cold winter's night near the end of the 20th century, he was born. Fast forward seventeen years, left home and hearth (not that there was a hearth), went to university. Fast forward another nine, ten years, massive amounts of student debt. Started work as a junior tool of oppression. Moved to a different law practice somewhere else. Moved practice somewhere else yet again. Lives alone with books, CDs, warm embrace of cathode-ray-tube lover, awaiting the day he'll be struck down as an Traitor to the Revolution. The End.